Or why my friends never want to take me to Karaoke Night.
I give 100% to everything I do. Even germs.
Try not to say ‘ewww’ when people tell you they’re having a baby.
Hair, hear me now. You are not the boss of me.
Come to think of it, I probably prefer the world to be a little on the blurry side.
As children, very few of us were adventurous eaters.
I’m told my impatience could be due to a vitamin deficiency
Heap me up a plate of the spinach of forgiveness–and pass the blue cheese dressing.
I decided to keep this post short.
A good morale dictator is not a bad thing to have.
Unlike normal people, I don’t make my New Year’s resolutions in January.
It’s time to romance yourself.
The definition of success varies from person to person and from day to day.
