Or why my friends never want to take me to Karaoke Night.

I give 100% to everything I do. Even germs.

Try not to say ‘ewww’ when people tell you they’re having a baby.

Come to think of it, I probably prefer the world to be a little on the blurry side.

As children, very few of us were adventurous eaters.

I’m told my impatience could be due to a vitamin deficiency

Heap me up a plate of the spinach of forgiveness–and pass the blue cheese dressing.

I decided to keep this post short.

A good morale dictator is not a bad thing to have.

Unlike normal people, I don’t make my New Year’s resolutions in January.

It’s time to romance yourself.

The definition of success varies from person to person and from day to day.

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